Man:"Hey it's Tiger, I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye"
To wonder off quickly when around a group of people due to an instant urge to get a nut, and hide while rapidly beating your talllywacker (cock) until you blow your load.
Dude where the hell is nick I just saw him? What a faggot hes probably getting a quickbeat in the closet again, lets go throw shit at him.