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rip a quick jerk 

To masturbate in a timely manner, such as 2-5 minutes
Michael: Hey we are going to be late for the big game!
Steven: Just wait like 2 minutes I am about to rip a quick jerk!

Huge. Quickly. 

A phrase used to direct someone to complete an important task immediately.
Man:"Hey it's Tiger, I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye"
Huge. Quickly. by mrrcatt December 6, 2009

Midnight Quickie 

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.
Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.
Midnight Quickie by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016

Quickbeat 

To wonder off quickly when around a group of people due to an instant urge to get a nut, and hide while rapidly beating your talllywacker (cock) until you blow your load.
Dude where the hell is nick I just saw him? What a faggot hes probably getting a quickbeat in the closet again, lets go throw shit at him.
Quickbeat by Balls Deep369 March 30, 2009
Name given to a compact, loud, north american mythical beast, quick to run, fight, yell, and wreak havoc on all enemies.
You heard about the quencho? Yea it was terrorizing people in LA
Quencho by graybeast July 23, 2011

Lightning Quick Larcenist 

A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it
You achieved the rank of: Lightning Quick Larcenist