Midnight Quickie 

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.

Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.

Midnight Quickie by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016

Quickbeat 

To wonder off quickly when around a group of people due to an instant urge to get a nut, and hide while rapidly beating your talllywacker (cock) until you blow your load.

Dude where the hell is nick I just saw him? What a faggot hes probably getting a quickbeat in the closet again, lets go throw shit at him.

Quickbeat by Balls Deep369 March 30, 2009

Munchma Quchi 

Obscure Arab-American female presidential candidate. Mother of Suq Madiq, and wife of Liqa Madiq, though she still goes by her maiden name.

Munchma Quchi began her career in politics after her parents, Mustafa Haboob and Sheik el'Booti, emigrated to the U.S.

Munchma Quchi by HerrMorold August 12, 2011

quickshit 

The act of quickly pooping out a turd during the flush to disguise the fact you are pooping in public.

Even though she did a quickshit Terry could smell her poop.

quickshit by kambreezy01 March 11, 2013

Lightning Quick Larcenist 

A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it

You achieved the rank of: Lightning Quick Larcenist

Lightning Quick Larcenist by NovumPhoenixDuck September 26, 2020

mum come quick 

A masturbation game where the player shouts "mum come quick!!" And has to get the job done before their innocent mum comes through the door of their room.

Sam: Rahh, I almost got caught wanking yesterday!

Ryan: omg how?!
Sam: I was playing 'mum come quick' !
* proceeds on to more lad bants*

mum come quick by Juanyboy218 February 26, 2017

quick like 

To do something fast or quickly.

Do it fast. Do it "Quick Like".

quick like by Pain&Gain April 7, 2014