Putter buttin' 

Not doing much of anything, but still getting a few things done.

Well, I didn't finish my to-do list, I sort of just spent the day putter buttin' around.

Putter buttin' by Purple butterflies December 12, 2016

putter monster 

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

putter monster by Onion1246 March 19, 2011

putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.

"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"

putter failure by mattmartigan September 23, 2011

putter butter 

repressed sperm

i didn't masterbait or fornicate for over a month so had a big load of putter butter to drop

putter butter by Spawn of Loki July 28, 2009

Putter Monkies 

A well behaved and cute animal, often associated with cats.

Putter (Put-ter) Monkies

He is my putter monkies.

I do not know what I would do without my putter monkies.

Look at these putter monkies.

(Singular and Plural usage the same)

ant: unloveable, ugly, crude

misspelling: puter monkies, putter monkey

mispronunciation: not said like the golf club

Putter Monkies by putter_monkies May 9, 2013

Putter Whip 

A piece of shit car that literally putts as it drives by.

sometimes you might see a beautiful car parked somewhere n think, wow that's a nice car. Then u hear it take off and all you hear is "putt, putt, putt, POW!"

I need to get a bull shit car for the winter. I might just get a putter whip

Putter Whip by yourboyjudge eloy March 22, 2015

Putter and Twatter 

The only two sticks you need to play golf

You only need a Putter and Twatter. You need a twatter til you get to the green, then its the putter

Putter and Twatter by Wasted Walk February 20, 2009