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Wheel of Enormous Proportions 

A jackbox party pack 8 game, it's a trivia game but it does not matter if you are smarter than everyone else when you also need Luck in the Winner Wheel Portion. At the end of the game, the Big Wheel will answer the question either provided or your own question you ask at the beginning of the game. Answers may Vary, the wheel can either be truthful but it can also Scar you for life, but the wheel lies about 99% of the time and that 1% is it is not sure.
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Paris Hilton Proportions 

The term Paris Hilton Proportions is used to describe how hugely fake a girl is.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
PHP Girl: Yeah, lyke, I SO shop at Gucci all the time! *flips hair* I live in Beverly Hills, yeah, lyke, Penelope Cruz and her boy friend Matt are my neighbors!

Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!

Proportionolize

The act of pouring cereal into a bowl of milk leftover from a bowl of cereal. Instead of throwing out the milk, one may proportionalize, and pour some more cereal into the bowl in order to properly and deliciously finish the milk. Often, there will be about half of the milk leftover. Thus, one would pour about half of the amount of cereal than initially poured.
Jack: Yum, that was a delicious bowl of cereal that I just ate.

Jill: Hey! Don’t throw out that leftover milk! Pour some more cereal into the bowl and proportionolize.
Proportionolize by pumpedupkicks February 27, 2011

proportionation 

The proportionation of that girl is amazing. i.e. she has a nice figure
proportionation by tcal July 11, 2007

the Gru Body Proportion 

When a person's torso and head are significantly larger and non-proportional to their arms and legs, so that the person being observed looks quite like the movie character Gru from Despicable Me.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that wierd bitch at lunch today? Her body was so un-proportional!
Guy 2: Yeah, she looked like a prime example of the Gru Body Proportion.

PROMOTIONAL SEX 

The frequent sex you get from your partner while the relationship is new while they are still trying to "hook" you.
Dewayne hasn't gotten any in weeks. They've been dating a few months now, he must be all out of promotional sex. I heard she's also quit shaving her legs and gained 20 pounds.

of epic proportions

word used to desribe somthing.......thats just basically huge or of massive importance.
sully:uuuuhhhhh,my belly
jessica:wats wrong wit u know?
sully:uh,i need a shit.........of epic proportions!