boyfriend proofing 

The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.

Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!

boyfriend proofing by sanoff January 19, 2011

poffing 

When you are on POF (plenty of fish) website trying to mack

"Hey man", what you doing on your cell phone texting?"

Naw dawg..."I'm poffing

poffing by papirazzi November 5, 2013

Grian-Proofing

To create a machine, contraption or building and add specific features that would prevent a Grian from wanting to interact with it, to stop him from breaking it in a fraction of a second, or to keep him not wanting to use it.

Must be used in the context of Minecraft.

Grian-Proofing may also be done with specific items but trapping them with him knowing - anything would prevent a wild Grian from completely obliterating what you've just spent half your life on is a viable Grian-Proofing measure.

Guy1: "OK, I think I've nearly finished creating this massive item filter for redstone-only items"
Guy2: "Wait, remember to add a seperate item bin onto the end, that should Grian-proof it well enough to stop it from clogging,"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... I forgot about Grian-Proofing."

Grian-Proofing by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019

izzy proofing 

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it

random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time

izzy proofing by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022

Poffing a jiffer 

to blaze a jay
to spark a joint
to light a spliff
to incinerate a fatty

You got a jiffer! Well poff that bitch then!

Poffing a jiffer by aargh March 29, 2003

proofing 

Scandalous sexual behavior

She was proofing him in the backseat.

proofing by Elle Marie July 23, 2005

Proofing 

Giving a relationship time to breathe and not rushing into it.

I’ve told my mate Alex that I think him and his new girl need some proofing before they move in together, they don’t know each other very well yet!

Proofing by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020