Poppa-J

Refers to a person who was around at the time of the Great Flood. One who's sexual functions has shut down, so that he must stick his dick in a fridge just to get it hard. See also: fag, homo, old shit, DIE IN A FIRE.

"Holy shit! I feel so Poppa-J today. I want to just dress up in spandex and watch Richard Simmons."

Poppa-J by Baby_Huey May 5, 2005

Poppa Smurf 

To recieve an erection. Usually admitted to a friend or loved one. As in to "pop"-a-"smurf"(wheras smurf can replace any noun)
BONER!!!

"Dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me Poppa Smurf!"

Poppa Smurf by Chip Foster September 18, 2006

poppa don 

N. An informal title for a good friend or acquaintance.

Yes yes wha gwan there poppa don!

poppa don by some_person September 7, 2005

poppa smurf 

Short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.

That dick looks likes poppa smurf

poppa smurf by Ohhh Donny July 12, 2007

poppa diddy pop 

A phrase u say when you have done something mint and you're complementing yourself.

Hey! I won! The Poppa Diddy Pop! (while pointing at yourself)

poppa diddy pop by King Pimp September 27, 2003

poppa stoppa 

a condom

yo i hope you a poppa stoppa cuz im not tryin to have any babies!

poppa stoppa by ernie's gurl December 3, 2015

Poppa Byrd 

Owner of the "Pop Byrd" dojo, alter ego of Scatman Cruthers and nemesis of "Pinky."

"yo, Pop Byrd, put those pork chops in the fridge with the beer and the broads."

Poppa Byrd by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003