Poofesure 

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.

Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?

Poofesure by AlphaDank November 5, 2019

peopel

People, but when you are too lazy to type it correctly.

According to Dharshini, peopel talk mostly nonsense.

peopel by IAmMkXlii September 24, 2019

Pooper Hot

When a woman finds a man so hot she would let him stick it in her pooper.

Woman: Oh my god! Did you see Nick? He's so hot I would let him do terrible dirty things to me. He's pooper hot.
Man: In the pooper? It's still going to hurt you know.
Woman: Irrelevant to his hotness.

Pooper Hot by Balloonchief April 22, 2011

Poopendestop 

A plug to stop shit coming out involuntarily

I have the runs so bad, I wish I had my poopendestop with me today!

Poopendestop by Standen January 25, 2017

Poopengoggen 

The act of being the Poop Prime Minister, Doo Doo Dictator, The Shit Shah, or The Feces Pharaoh.

By the power of Poopengoggen, I knight you Sir Poop of the Toilet Table.

Poopengoggen by poopguy05 November 18, 2020

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

pompeywood 

Pompeywood is a conjoining of Pompey and Hollywood and refers to the filmmaking industry in and around the city of Portsmouth in the UK.

Let's go to Pompeywood and make a movie!

pompeywood by duvagin December 2, 2019