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Ponderuponit 

Ponderuponit was a very wise man living from 1857-1941 during which time he studied every field of knowledge known to man. Unfortunately, however, his wisdom that he passed on from this knowledge is mostly useless to everyday people. Had it not been for this set-back, Sir Ponderuponit would now be compared to the likes of Ghandi, Albert Einstein, and Obi-wan Kenobi.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, a tooth for a tooth makes them look like they're from Alabama. -ponderuponit.

wonderous 

it's just like saying something is wonderful but it sounds better.
my night was wonderous
wonderous by steph g. April 1, 2007

Ponderosa Spread 

A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.

Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.
You can set a table of four on that ponderosa spread.

poverous 

In the state of being very poor. Lack of money, credit, or valuables
I can't find a job, I spent all my money, I hate being poverous.
poverous by adilux July 5, 2007

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE 

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.
Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

Keep 6 on the ponderosa 

When you are going on holidays you ask your neighbors to "keep 6 on the ponderosa". Used in country and western movies. 6 refers to a six shooter pistol.
Hey Griswold! I'm taking the tribe to Wallyworld for a week. Can you keep 6 on the ponderosa old buddy old pal?