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Skulduggery Pleasant 

A BADASS series of novels written by the Golden God, Derek Landy. The books follow the adventures of Skulduggery Pleasant, a skeletal crime fighter, magician, and detective. Along with Skulduggery is his ragtag bunch of supernatural friends, such as Valkyrie Cain, his teenage sidekick, Ghastly Bespoke, a scarred tailor, and Tanith Low, a sword-wielding adept. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!
(Skulduggery Pleasant is interrogating Kenny, who was at the scene of a crime)
Skulduggery: Can I call you Kenny?
Kenny: Sure.
Skulduggery: It's important that we build up a level of trust, so I can catch you completely unprepared when I suddenly accuse you of murder.
Skulduggery Pleasant by ReadItz January 8, 2012

Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake 

This is when you are jerking off all over a girl's face and wearing a watch or bracelet on your jerking wrist that makes a rattling noise.
Last night, I straddled her and jerked off all over her... We were pretty quiet, except for the sound of the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake.

peasantini 

The act of putting a dorito on a liquor glass filled with Mountain Dew. It is called peasantini because the company that makes the products is paid by Microsoft to heavily advertise the Xbox One (which is an inferior, shitty machine that ruins gaming and is made for peasants) on their Doritos bags and their Mountain Dew bottles. So therefore it is called peasantini, a delight for misinformed people getting the worst possible gaming experience.
(Peasant 1): Hey man want to come over and play some COD on Xbox later. (Peasant 2): Yeah man I'm gunna bring some peasantini, it only adds to the "cinematic experience"
peasantini by Tharonis January 1, 2015

pleasant plains il

small town in the middle of nowhere were people go to die slowy in the middle of the road unless they get killed by a bull that got loose, also shitty weed

Pleasant Valley HS 

A school district in Bettendorf, Iowa which is 75% rich white kids with lifted Jeeps and 25% Indian stoners. OOTD’s include Vinyard Vines shirts and Birkenstocks with a Juul inside everybody’s waistband.
I drove past Pleasant Valley HS today and saw a bunch of white boys juuling inside their lifted Jeeps.
Pleasant Valley HS by @ligmanuts August 21, 2018

Mount Pleasant, MI 

A lie. Neither mountainous, or pleasant. Just a small town in central Michigan, home to Central Michigan University.

Also known as "Mt. P" by people who can't stand to lie, and many drunk college students.
Where do you live?
Mt. P yo!

They drove through the town, just another Mount Pleasant, MI in their eyes.