Pirate-eye 

When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.

Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"

Pirate-eye by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022

Pirate eye patch 

when u trick ur girl into a hand job and before u came u piont up tword her face and u get her in the eye ...then kick her in the shin as shes jumping around she covers her eye and that my friend is a pirate eye patch

Dude i gave kathleen a pirate eye patch.

Pirate eye patch by DoBoDaBo July 21, 2009

Shaggy Pirate Eye 

A euphemism for the vagina.

Holy crap, I really did not need to see her shaggy pirate eye!

Shaggy Pirate Eye by sirmackieman September 2, 2010

giving the pirate eye 

when a man ejaculates in a woman's eye

i gave her the pirate eye last night

giving the pirate eye by Anonymous August 6, 2003

giving the pirate eye 

When you attempt to seduce another with an enticing look, however the look fails and you are looking at the other person with your eye squinted and your lip up (making you look like a pirate)...often more embarrassing when you give a hardy "ARRRR" along with the look.

Bill: "Sally gave me a peg leg yesterday."
Tim: "Why?"
Bill: "I gave her the pirate eye last week."

giving the pirate eye by Shirty McSame March 6, 2003

Pirateye or Pirate-Eye

The result of a male's cum shot into an open eye which causes the eye to shut hard.

1. When I shot my load at her, she got pirateye.

2. She walked around with pirateye all day.

Pirateye or Pirate-Eye by prodiGyBNTY August 21, 2003

Cod Eye Pirate 

A 'cod eye pirate' refers to a sexual act which incorporates a penis being inserted to an empty eye socket. The eye may not be there do to wotever reason. The phrase 'thats my old retina your poking!' is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. A cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. Recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a dildo can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.

That one from Kill Bill, with the eye patch, i bet you'd love to give her a cod eye pirate you sick fuck.

Cod Eye Pirate by The CrotchMeista January 20, 2005