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pink eye suprise 

while banging a girl doggy style pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have came while she turns around blow your load in her face
i was banging this girl last night and gave her the pink eye suprise
pink eye suprise by johnny lee January 18, 2008

Pink Eye Send Off 

While your female companion is sleeping, you jack-off onto one of her eyes without disturbing her. When she wakes up you convince her that it's actually a really bad eye infection and get her to go to the doctor. She is then humiliated when the nurse, staff and doctor inform her it is not an eye infection at all, just dried semen. A good way to break up with a chick.
She wouldn't let me watch the game last night, so I gave her a Pink Eye Send Off, and threw all her clothes in the yard this morning while she was at the doctor.
Pink Eye Send Off by Tim2.0 November 20, 2007

pink eye party 

A sociable event where everyone participates in the passing of pink eye
Yo Nigga Lets Head Straight To A Pink Eye Party..Thats Shits Crackin
pink eye party by dasdfasdf January 6, 2008

Pink Eye Pearl Harbor 

The Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is most easily described as a sneak attack.

A Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is when you sneak into a friend, sibling, or roommates room while they are sleeping, bend over, spread your cheeks' and let er rip right in the face of the unaware sleeper.

When the unlucky bastard with shitty friends wakes up he will have a face full of fecal matter and a beginners case of the dreaded Pink Eye.

An "Ultimate" Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is achieved when the attacker is of Asian decent and he pulls of the attack on a Sunday morning.
Sizuki: "Bansai!!!"

Chris: "Awww whats on my face?"

Sizuki: "Bansai!!"

Chris: "Fuck did you Pink Eye Pearl Harbor me?"

Sizuki: "Ultimate."

Pink Eye Jones

After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.
"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."
Pink Eye Jones by Skip Williams December 25, 2007

Pink Eye Lemonade 

n. A sexual encounter; The act of simultaneously urinating in your partner's mouth while farting in their eyes.
1. My eyes are rather itchy from that Pink Eye Lemonade last night!

2. Harold, give me a huge warm glass of Pink Eye Lemonade...right now.
Pink Eye Lemonade by D3coy November 30, 2009