Computational physicist 

A jackass from California

That computational physicist went to M.I.T

Computational physicist by Reused June 5, 2018

H-Physicist 

Man who studies h-energy and makes $1000000 a minute.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the H-Physicist?
Person 2: H-Physicist?
Person 1: The guy who works with h-energy.

H-Physicist by H-Physicist January 30, 2021

dumb physicist 

A person atempting to be a physicist but can't cut it.
For further examples see; engineer

A dumb physicist is an engineer.

dumb physicist by Dustin February 2, 2005

National slap a physicist day 

Day (everyday) when you can slap a physicist. Especially those who study at PMF, Zagreb

Filip is a physicist. Slap him on national slap a physicist day.

National slap a physicist day by Micamaca September 1, 2023

Angel Jose Robles Is A Quantum Physicist 

Angel Jose Robles Is A Quantum Physicist

Angel Jose Robles Is A Quantum Physicist

Angel Jose Robles Is A Quantum Physicist by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

cathopathic physician 

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.

Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.

cathopathic physician by TheDefiner007 August 31, 2018

Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.

Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.

Mastering Physics by AweStrucK July 24, 2015