Shallow River Paddling 

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

Shallow River Paddling by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010

muff paddling 

Inserting your fingers into a girl's vagina and moving them around swiftly, in a paddling motion.

"Dude, how far did you get with that girl last night? Did you go muff paddling?"

muff paddling by Fratty Dan April 27, 2006

doggy paddling 

Perfomed while engaged in intercourse with a female, or largely breasted male. As you thrust, you repeatedly slap the breasts of the reciever while bending your wrists, similiar to the doggy paddle used while swimming.

Charlie Leland was doggy paddling the crap out of that obese tranny last night.

doggy paddling by JewishCornbread July 17, 2009

Fat paddling 

using a person's rolls, whether another persons or your own, for sexual pleasure

Tim: "Phew, that was good. I just finished fat paddling."
Joe: "Fat paddling?"
Tim: "Yeah, turns out your mom needs to visit the gym."

Fat paddling by cheddarshreddar December 27, 2019

Snap Paddling 

The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.

“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”

“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”

Snap Paddling by Steven dickerson November 17, 2018

piddy-paddling 

the act of being indecisive even though you act like you want one thing but choose the other

Josh: Stop piddy-paddling! you act like you love me but you still dont make our relationship official!

piddy-paddling by LoserPopculture February 9, 2021

Back-paddling 

Like back-peddling refers to when you pedal backwards on a bike. Back-paddling is trying to back-peddle when you have no solid ground to stand on like in the ocean.

He still thinks he's winning, dude is just a back-paddling Pirate of the I don't Caribbean

Back-paddling by Mohawk Joey June 29, 2022