Donut of Justice 

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!

Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!

Donut of Justice by Devil Lantern February 19, 2011

the bitch slap of justice 

A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.

Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*

Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!

the bitch slap of justice by xx_Pussy_slayer_xx May 22, 2018

707 defender of justice 

Best boy who hacks into everything in the name of justice

He'll protect you from any other hacker
He is secretly sad

MC: 707 defender of justice please help me
707: *suddenly appears in front of MC*
MC: i love you
707: I'm dangerous

MC: i love you anyways

~Good Ending~

707 defender of justice by Some fellow Toast February 1, 2021

The Big Dick of Justice

The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.

"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"

The Big Dick of Justice by Remote Troll August 23, 2011

milk of justice 

when a girl gives you half a handy or half a bj and doesnt finish. You wait for her to fall asleep, start stroking one off, just before you're about to blow wake her up in time to see the milk of justice all over her face.

I took this girl home last night, she said she couldnt finsih because her boyfriend was getting out of jail, i had to wait to giver her the milk of justice

milk of justice by the mikes November 19, 2012

bucket of justice 

1. Telling the truth 2. Committing an act or acts that push the border of acceptable behavior that causes one or more friends to get upset with your response. 3. Segment on Convino and Rich radio show.

"Al began filling the bucket of justice when he told Petey that he wouldn't break into the pool to go drunk swimming."

bucket of justice by Zach, Al, Petey, Greg, Luke May 30, 2009

Knee of Justice

The practice of a peace officer placing his/her knee on the back of a criminal's head to facilitate the application of hand cuffs.

Man that guy just bailed off his bike and tried to run, but needless to say, he got the knee of justice.

Knee of Justice by Smiledriver September 23, 2005