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Sixpence none the richer 

A Catholic & Gospel "rock" group which has formed it's success by immitating song's written in the 80's. They're only original song which has commercially grown successful is Kiss Me, which many agree is a very boring song. Altogether a terrible, not sexy, and forever virgin group.
Sixpence none the richer sung Don't Dream it's Over but it was actually written by Crowded House

Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing 

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

Nonesense 

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words
Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."
Nonesense by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010

Nonesoupforyou 

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Nonesoupforyou by Octofrie June 21, 2020

For the nones 

Don't you know/you know/indeed

Has roots in Chaucer's middle english
Vinni was a stout carl for the nones
For the nones by Vincentenial December 3, 2004
A person that never gets sex, or has never had sex.
Yo, Number17! Whats up Noneslut?
NoneSlut by Injurious August 31, 2007