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no peanut butter

The lowest point in ones life.
That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!

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no whiffs, brands, or butts 

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"
Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".

No stiffs, glans, or butts 

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.
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