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Neato Burrito

The delicious phrase that succeeds the already tasty "cool beans."

1) Intended to be a replacement or an expansion upon "cool beans." According to the prophecy, all cool beans will eventually be made into neato burritos. Their fate is inevitable-- it is only a matter of time.

2) Means "cool" or "awesome," but can also be a form of approval or for closing a conversation in a simultaneously witty and dorky manner.
"Whoa, check that out!"
"Dang, that's neato burrito!"

"So I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sounds good."
"Neato burrito."

"I just got an iPad!"
"Cool beans, man."
"Actually, it's 'neato burrito,' now."
"Shut the hell up, Matt."
" :( "
Neato Burrito by Jon B-C January 25, 2014

neato jets 

something that you think is really great
Did you see those anaglyph Google Earth simulations?
Yeah! Neato Jets!
neato jets by Lisa Jordan May 5, 2007

neato tito 

A dismissive turn of phrase used when you don't actually care about what the other person is saying.
"Hey Angelo, I just got a promotion!"
"Neato Tito."
neato tito by Valtarre October 1, 2019

neato-spalito 

That dress looks neato-spalito on you!
neato-spalito by kukatie1 December 28, 2008

Neato Dorito

A phrase used to describe things that are completely and totally awesome.
This new TV show is neato dorito!
Neato Dorito by Casey Moe March 2, 2009

neato burrito

a thing, person, or place that is considered neat or fun
Wow, did you see my neato burrito watch
neato burrito by whit da spit March 5, 2004