My Mom 

the president

"dude, omg. my moms trying to increase taxes. i hate her!" or "that republican bitch. i hope she dies"

My Mom by crackersam April 27, 2003

My mom 

shes a hoe that has no life and wont let me hav one, shes ways to protective and calls me a hoe, she only trust very few friends and thinks the other ones are criminals which they arint that fuckin hoe

Whoa shit man my moms way to protective

My mom by PYRO October 11, 2004

My Mom 

some whore addicted to crack who fucks a diff. guy every night 4 pleasure.

Dude mym mom is so fuckin Gross!

My Mom by Shea April 6, 2003

MY MOM 

the punchline in a joke

"you know who else is my mom? MY MOM!"

MY MOM by the guy under you December 20, 2021

My mom 

A person with a big fat heart ,is sweat and kind

My mom is not her jo voetsek

My mom by Sugaboi October 1, 2020

My mom 

Dead

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives

My mom by no no no no no no January 2, 2021

my mom 

Everybody tells their mom they're the best mom in the world, so which one is ACTUALLY THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom is the best mom in the whole world!

my mom by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021