beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild by Elburno September 20, 2009

Suck My Cock Gaywad 

A hypocritical insult.

Person1: You're gay.

Person2: Suck my cock gaywad.

Suck My Cock Gaywad by vintx November 13, 2017

that one got my cock throbbing 

A phrase typically implies that something has aroused sexual excitement in the speaker. Usually said by people named Francisco or Amos.

Amos and Francisco's passionate makeout session in the park really got my cock throbbing. It was a sight to behold, and I couldn't help but feel aroused watching them.

that one got my cock throbbing

that one got my cock throbbing by SuperMajesticStar April 6, 2023

Rock out with my cock out 

A term used when a person has plans to do really good at something they really like. A bragging notion that you are going to be better than everyone else at the activity.

Steve: Hey Mike, you want to play some Halo tonight?
Mike: You better watch it Steve, cause I'm going to rock out with my cock out!

Rock out with my cock out by Ghetto Fabulous Wanksta May 13, 2005

glock my cock 

What happens when you are carrying your Glock in your waist band and it goes off

After I shot that biatch I put my gun back in my pants and Glocked my cock.

Did you hear about Andre? Yeah that fool was showing off and Glocked his cock infront of his girl.

I am gonna Glock my cock motherfuckers. (laughter)

glock my cock by Solomat November 27, 2006

Suck My Cock 

A man commanding you for a blow job. In most cases you dont have a choice. Its best to make him sit down on a chair if you do have to do it.

Suck my cock you stupid whore.

Suck My Cock by Street 69 Freak(Kiwi) June 18, 2005

charging my cock 

When a man is masturbating but stops before he cums to get horny for the ugly woman.

When that woman was about to have sex with me yesterday she had a hairy butt. It was a major turnoff so I told her to hold on and I went in the bathroom and I closed my eyes while charging my cock.

charging my cock by Willcom September 5, 2009