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(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.

In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.
(1) Fuck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.
munted by theflyingnerd January 1, 2008
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Double Muted 

When you come up with a brilliant idea during your conference call only to find out, that after 5 minutes of speaking nobody heard a word because you were muted in-app
"So guys I'm going for lunch. Also, Jeff, I can see you are trying to talk, but we can’t hear you. Maybe you are double muted? Try to check your settings. Cya."
Double Muted by Rare Crew July 8, 2020

got musked 

to be scammed by a green energy grifter

a website about how a green energy grifter is scamming the world (gotmusked.com)
Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.
got musked by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021

Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general
Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.

Munted Cunt 

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.
Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.
Munted Cunt by RØcky November 18, 2011
a forceful pressing motion to the forehead, used to show dominance (usually from a man to woman, or woman to woman) and confrontation
On College Hill South Beach,

Brandon says, "Bitch"
Kyle replies, "I just told you not to call me out of my name (mushes Brandon)"
Brandon replies, "I'm not gonna fight you"
Kyle says, "You just got mushed like a bitch!"
mushed by lja1091 May 5, 2009