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Those things behind the wheels a car, so that mud doesn't spatter on the car behind it.
Mud Flaps by Politricks November 26, 2003

Turkish Mudflaps

The Set up:
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.

The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
"That little dude likes to do the turkish mudflaps with the chubbies he fucks."

"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
Turkish Mudflaps by Schpooken November 5, 2009
Sagging butt cheeks with age and weight loss such that a pencil could be held in the crack between back upper thigh and bum. Vastly superior to all alternative definitions for the sheer ubiquity of the phenomena but also because legs are the human equivalent to wheels and human mud flaps are therefore perfect homologues to vehicular ones. Entered Urban lexicon in Spinal Tap's hit Big Bottom in which this second chorus appears:
Big bottom, Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
Mud Flaps by Jellybean Sherbert October 28, 2008
Noun
Matching tattoos located on the backside of the upper thigh on each leg, just below the buttocks. It is the basic stepdaughter of the tramp stamp, with a ribbon tied in a bow being the most common design.
"I thought she was real original until she turned around and I saw she had mud flaps."
Mud flaps by buckett_t._great December 17, 2019
when your out riding four-wheelers and a girls flanges are flopping on the side of the seat colecting dust , and turning into mud.
janis your mud flaps are hanging down.
mud flaps by mud dobber June 13, 2009
a description of the female vagina after excessive sexual permiscuousness
man, that chick is fine.
nah, man, my boy says she's got a nasty ass-pair of mud flaps!
mud flaps by somechick June 11, 2006