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Motocross 

They ride dirt bike but don’t like trees or rocks.
“Hey bro wanna go rip up some trails this weekend”

“No I don’t do that I don’t like trees”

“Oh I forgot your into motocross
Motocross by Bike guy 690 October 7, 2020

motocross boy 

SEXY ASS MOTHER TRUCKERS who are very loyal!!!!!!!!!!!
motocross boy by god damnit rickey October 19, 2020

motocross boys 

THEY ARE HOT AS FUCK and very loyal!!!!

Motocross Racer 

A Motocross racer is someone who is extremely proud of their extreme sporting prowess, akin to something of a gladiator. They generally think they are as fast as Ricky Carmichael ( Kelly Slater of moto) even though they are as slow as shit and are mid pack C Grade. Many racers who are fast think they should have a coin struck in their likeness and generally don't speak to anyone who isn't as fucking awesome as they are, which makes it hard to order food from the canteen lady at lunchtime. Ridiculous amounts of racers who are ex-pro end up in Jail for being total germs. Racers continually spruik off that motocross is the hardest sport in the world with the fitness required of an Olympian yet fail to notice all the fat pricks at their club who eat pies and continually beat them every other week. Generally drive in ridiculous looking low riding Hiaces with tinted windows that even a spastic would know holds an expensive bike to steal from their hotel room while the rider is off trying to pick up the local pub slut after a big race. Several racers become FREESTYLE motocross riders after they realise they can't wake up on Sunday to race anymore with a drug hangover.Freestylers generally dress like adult children with ridiculous tattooes and facial hardware which to look at promise mad crazy-devil-may-care shit yet after the third brap braaap * gay trick * land - most people are checking their smart phones and head off to side show alley.
Kid; Ewww did you see that mans' lumpy knee and collarbone dad?
Father; Silly man used to be a motocross racer son

Anal Motocross

Putting spinning motorcycle wheel on your anal hole to feel more pleasure and adrenaline. It will end when your butt is totally destroyed.
Mike is in hospital now. He was doing Anal Motocross.
Anal Motocross by Ducklephant April 29, 2020

Urban Motocross 

A speical group of people, see no fear
Thoses Urban Motocrosser's go to far, I dont know how they do it.

One handed superman over the kicker, said enough
Urban Motocross by MotoX October 1, 2003