The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.
Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !
To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Gin and tears are the secret ingredient.
I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a miserywank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!
A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.
Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."
Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."
Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."