media 

An 'industry' that exists to provide a job for rich, bored kids who are able to work* for next to nothing for the first eight years of their working life before being given a 'break'. This usually consists of sucking a fat sweaty producer's minging weapon for the chance to make tea for Jamie Theakston.

*In divergence from the usual definition of the word, 'work' is here defined as 'bitch incessantly about the other coked-up shit-for-brains tossers (who use question inflection for every sentence they ever speak due to their crippling insecurities hidden by self0abuse and eating disorders) that you work with then take your holidays with them to Cannes or the Edinburgh Festival'

"Oh, well the media isn't reaslly a job, darling? It's more of a lifestyle choice, yah, y'know?"

media by Dazzla September 29, 2003

Media 

The media loves to tell people who the good people are and who the bad people are.

The media combines a few half truths with a lot of bullshit.

Media by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021

media 

a type of music for some people. this is the kind of music for people who only listen to songs that are popular on the radio. if you look into someone's ipod that listens to this type of music most likely they will have many, many artists but there will be only one or two songs under that artist.

guy1: hey what are you listening to?

guy2: Media.

guy1: Ooooh, I get it. You don't have inner individuality.

guy2: Exactly...Damn i have to pick another artist this single song is over.

media by Tsunami Hturt January 13, 2009

Media 

The plural of medium. It should never be used as a singular. The sentence "The media is biased" is grammatically similar to "The dogs is barking" or "The children is playing". Radio is a communications medium, a newspaper is a medium, etc. Collectively they are called "The Media".

The media are biased.
DVD and Blu-Ray are my favorite video media.

Media by GrammarNut October 20, 2010

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a source of information that many take at face value. some truths are told, some are lies. im not saying all media lies to control us, but everyone has some sort of bias and the media does as well. learn to hear/read/watch the media and form your own conclusions, dont blindly follow and dont blindly reject because lets face it, none of us have first hand knowledge for everything.

Media by Rokai May 3, 2014

media 

Claims to be an accurate source of news yet only cares about profits and control. Honestly, if you were to do your own research it would be better than what some guy on tv tells you.

The media lied about everything to gain money and ratings.

media by OmegaVideoGameGod September 7, 2016

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Democratic loosers' who whine and cry because the Republican's are ALWAYS right.Moron's.

NBC-Television. ABC-Television. CBS-Television; Dan Rather

media by John December 16, 2004