Maloned

Maloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. This usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else.

Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'

"Tonya Harding totally Maloned Nancy Kerrigan."

Maloned by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003

malonedick 

A long dick.

Allan:Do you know malone?
Frank:Karl Malone?
Allan:No, Malonedick.

malonedick by Frug October 15, 2003

Maloned

When an insurance company has to shell out thousands of dollars in renovations due to faucet related damage

Nationwide totally got Maloned by Kyle

Maloned by JBchillin October 4, 2018

Post Mahoned 

keep me posted

Aight, keep me post mahoned bro

Post Mahoned by Mahonis O'Brian November 22, 2018

masonesque 

The quality of having every girl want to fuck you.

Jacob is not masonesque, he can't get no girl!

masonesque by UDadder194 January 13, 2010

Mansoned

When you have sex with a girl on LSD just to break down their ego to use them for murdering.

"ayy bruh i just mansoned this bitch last night"

Mansoned by parsooo August 24, 2016

Masonesk 

Masonesk: to be on the edge of lunacy from Friday 00:01 till Sunday 23:59 resulting in possibly being detained by the authorities

Other definitions:

To be completely pissed after 3.5 pints

A proprietor of a wig(s). Fixed with adhesive to the scalp

He’s completely lost it he’s masonesk

These drinks have gone to my head today “that’s masonesk”

Masonesk by Masonesk September 24, 2019