man-purse
A carrying case for men, yet similar to a large purse for women rather than a briefcase. Very VERY metrosexual (and European). It's the metro way to carry a lot of stuff around.
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A small item of everyday personal luggage, similar in size to a woman's purse except intended for use by a man, smaller than a briefcase or attache, carried by hand or by a shoulder strap (not belted nor belt-looped), and typically distinguishable from a woman's purse by having a tall, narrow, rectangular form-factor, rather than the short and wide shapes more typical of most women's purses.
"Let me gift-wrap this man-purse for you to present to that special gentleman, ma'am, since obviously a respectable woman like yourself wouldn't purchase such a masculine item for herself." (-paraphrased actual remark of a female shopkeeper in Amsterdam to an American shopper buying a tall, narrow purse)
man-purse by Monseignore Laszlo September 3, 2006
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The Caleb Anderson destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
The Caleb Anderson can touch MC Hammer.
The Caleb Anderson will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The Caleb Anderson doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
The Caleb Anderson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
The Caleb Anderson played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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