Man Cave

A place where Fags get together to repeat what they heard on sportscenter. And avoid their usually somewhat attractive wife in the the living room watching stupid reality shows like jersey shore. If I had a man cave I would seriously reconsider what I define as being a family man, and if you are already single now you know why.

Dude lets chill in the Man Cave!!!

Man Cave by beonrealak October 6, 2010

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Man Cave

An inside joke among all males. A large vagina. The possessor is usually unaware of how loose she really is. She makes comments about how tight it is & how it'll be the best sex you'll ever have. This usually results in the male having teeth impressions or bruising of the lower lip from clamping down & trying to keep from laughing out loud or smiling.

Joe: Did you bang Wilma last night? Was she a wild ride?

Lee: Dude it was horrible. She has a man cave. I almost fell in. I came but it was not very good, then bailed when she fell asleep. That was such a mistake. Now I understand how a kid's head can pop outta that shit.

Man Cave by Ehud Avni May 19, 2010

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man cave

A place where just men go and do manly things without any females around

A cavity where men probe other men sexually for gay pleasures impossible to achieve with a woman (no penis)

Me and my pals are gonna drink some brewskis, watch the game on the big screen, eat a bunch of greasy fried food and finish off the evening with an excellent girl-on-girl porn video in my deluxe, pimped out man cave

Me and my pals are gonna drink some brewskis, watch male asses during the game, eat a bunch of quiche and finish up the evening by blowing loads in each others' man cave

man cave by Bim Jeam May 31, 2012