beef lord 

The guy you see at the college sport house who looks like a mix of Zach galafanakis and your dad. Definitely eats too many Doritos locos tacos. Can be seen on the roof at a party drinking straight jack Daniels.

Friend one: Omg i just fucked a beef lord
Friend two: WTF is that
Friend one: idk but he thick and smells like old queso

beef lord by Minecrafterliv September 20, 2019

Berserker Lord 

1. Phazon enhanced Space Pirate, Shoulders are the only unprotected area vulnerable to standard weapons fire. The subjects main defense lies in head-mounted Phazite plating, only destructible by the projectiles it fires.

2. A recurring boss in the Metroid Prime: Corruption video game

3. The creature infamous for having met its first demise via energy shield and tumble into outer-space followed by high speed shuttle collision.

1. Shoot for the Berserker Lord's orbs
2. Repeat
3. Bitch just could not get a foothold in space!

Berserker Lord by Perfectmetal82 August 22, 2009

"That, my lord is what she bespoke". 

"That's what she said" but in old english wording. Usualy used for extra humor during a "That's what she said" moment.

"The screw won't go in staight". "That, my lord is what she bespoke".

"That, my lord is what she bespoke". by son of a bitch, thats took too June 29, 2010

bean lord 

Supreme lord of beans.

Akkey is a bean lord.

bean lord by K9RoryRose December 27, 2013

Beanie lord

Some one who wears a beanie more than once a week one beanie lord is Lil xan there's also h3h3

Yo he's a beanie lord

Wtf is a beanie lord

Oh sry it's someone who wears a beanie more than once a week

Beanie lord by Beanie Lord MX June 11, 2018

Bean Lord 

Bean Lord is the greatest of them all. The same as Floor Tentacles and The Spaghetti Monster. The proper pronunciation of Bean is MBAE-NS or BOI-NS with a very short “E” and a long “A”. Blyat is also associated with the Bean Lord.

“Do you praaay da Bean Lord? Blyat”

Bean Lord by We are the Floor Tentacles February 12, 2020

beat the lord jesus 

Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.

"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"

"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."

beat the lord jesus by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008