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Loafer Doafer 

The name given to a person that wears shoes from ALDO. Although this is an important asset they must also brush and shampoo their shoes. Most Loafer Doafers sleep with fugly sluts and they get their bikes stolen. The population of loafer doafers in bridge town nova scotia is extremely high. If you like the number 14 then you deffinately are a loafer doafer!
I saw adam chipman yesterday...what a loafer doafer!
or
Annie Crocker slept with a loafer dofer!
Loafer Doafer by A.Dot Dizz December 4, 2006

loafer weights 

Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.
He was so light in his loafers that he had to wear loafer weights.
loafer weights by trikmc August 25, 2006

loafer Brigade 

Gay men, usually a college professor, who are attracted to Young men.
Professor Clark is definitely a member of the loafer brigade,the professor was seen smoking dean's cock on the professors car

penny loafer 

is a kind of shoe, like an oxford. Other countries may call it mocassin. They are called penny loafers because in the old days the shoes had a slit on top of it where a coin, a penny, a dime could be fitted, specially if wore by girls, in case they needed to make a phone call.
She likes to wear comfortable shoes, so she is always wearing penny loafers

lonely loafer

One who does not have a life or friends of his own, so he spends a majority of his time

"loafing" through books and living vicaruously through them.
ashley-"omg, liams over there reading his books again..."
kylie-"of course he is! liams a lonely loafer!"

Water Loafer 

One who goes to restauraunts, mainly fast food places, and orders water in place of any other drink to avoid paying higher costs overall. When done right, one can get more food for a price less than a combo on the combo menu by not getting a drink. For example, at Wendy's, you can get a burger and fries and a drink for about $4, but if you Water Loaf than you can get 2 Texas Double Cheeseburgers, a fry and chili with a water for the same price.
Today we went to Taco Bell and Brandon water loafed to get more food for his $5 than Kelley who didn't water loaf and got less for $5. Brandon will get more bang for his buck for being a Water Loafer.
Water Loafer by willieleiss January 10, 2006