bill o'liely 

affectionate and well-deserved nickname given to one bill o'reilly by comic genius al franken (see also, saturday night live, snl). o'reilly, the descendant or grandson of reilly, is a raging irish commentator on fox news who's lies count is just approaching one hndred. his latest book, living with herpes as a culture warrior, immeadiatly went on ann coulter-cunt's list of best books, right under mein kampf, and her own books, of course.

bill o'liely is a piece of clit shit who swabs his horsegina with a twatsickle removing device, all the while trying to fuck young women because his sagging wife doesn't put out anymore. fair and balanced, he is.

bill o'liely by liberalwizardtyler June 27, 2008

lonely 

A feeling that is indescribable to those who have not felt it, and needs no description to those who have. That desolate feeling of being left out, left behind, and being all alone forever. This not only applies to girlfriends(though they bring the strongest effect) but also major life changes - graduation, deaths, etc... It is that hole that appears in your heart, which cannot be filled by your efforts alone. In such a case, crying occurs and is often encouraged as it heals the soul.

I want to be with her forever, but I know the day is coming where we'll never see each other again

lonely by Yogo540 May 24, 2005

Scam Likely

When a scammer bitch calls your phone about your car’s extended warranty.

*Scam likely calling* “Hi! We were trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!” BITCH GET THE FUCK OFF MY LINE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.

Scam Likely by Only fans how bitch sick shit November 10, 2020

Lonely Hitler Day 

A day where you have no plans and all friends/family are busy and the only thing on TV that is mildly interesting are specials about Hitler. Which are on all day...

I had nothing to do yesterday, and the ballgame wasn't on until late. So I had a Lonely Hitler Day again. Irs like Hitler is my only friend...

Lonely Hitler Day by awesome oh May 18, 2009

destroy lonely 

The best rapper in the world. Signed to Playboi Carti’s Record Label “OPIUM” he is definitely one of the best upcoming artists if not the best. Lonely > every other rapper.

Destroy Lonely is the best rapper

destroy lonely by topfloorboss November 20, 2021

Lonely 

Literally everyone on this website. I mean seriously. Who would look at a website full of sex references. You would only do that if you were lonely.

Everyone on this website is so lonely.

Lonely by SpiderManGeek March 8, 2020

Lonely Pines 

A drink consisting of Captain Morgans and Apple Juice. Named so after pirates that strayed their courses too far north, thus the only thing they had to mix with their Rum would be Apple Juice. The lonely pirates would drink this under pine trees. Hence the, Lonely Pines.

I was so messed up last night, Toots and I were drinking Lonely Pines 'till 4 am.

Lonely Pines by Whoreton March 17, 2010