Superhero Landing
Superhero Landing by JimmyMoore May 10, 2018
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Lindigenous
An individual who is the offspring of a First Nation’s father and a Lebanese mother...or vice versa. Lindigenous people don’t pay taxes and are considered a visible minority. Lindigenous males easily distinguished by their love for children’s scooters and the inability to recognize the origins of the shawarma.
Did you see Buddy ripping down Main Street on that scooter eating a schwarma and hummus? He gotta be Lindigenous!
Lindigenous by Hev Kev November 10, 2020
Emergency Landing
When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.
Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.
Emergency Landing by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009
Landing Pad
A layer of toilet paper (usually somewhere between 3 and 8 pieces) laid down on the surface of water within the toilet bowl before one has a bowel movement. This layer of toilet paper, or ‘landing pad’, serves a 3-fold purpose: (1) To prevent the dreaded splashback effect caused by the fecal displacement of water; (2) To soften the “KER-PLUNK!” sound that often occurs when feces breaks the surface tension of the water (this is particularly effective because the toilet paper disables the properties of water’s surface tension by acting as a semi-permeable membrane, a sort of dampening medium between water and air; further, the speed of the displacement of the water is lessened, which makes for a much softer noise); and (3) To bring about an awareness of the TP supply before use, negating any chance that one might have a bowel movement, only to look over and notice that there is no toilet paper.
Johnny: "Dude, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time last night. Halfway through the night I realised that I needed to take a massive dump, which was uncomfortable because the bathroom was next to the living room where they were sitting, and the house was dead quiet"
Billy: "No way, man... what did you do?"
Johnny: "I built a wicked landing pad, so not only did they not hear me, but I was also able to stay as dry as a cracker for the whole experience. What a night it was!"
Billy: "No way, man... what did you do?"
Johnny: "I built a wicked landing pad, so not only did they not hear me, but I was also able to stay as dry as a cracker for the whole experience. What a night it was!"
Landing Pad by JPaps January 8, 2011
another happy landing
another happy landing by Lumpyland69 February 7, 2017
Lindaxican
A noun. A Linda who's funny, cute (beautiful), weird yet mexican and jumps in place occasionally. Loves <(") and long, hot showers evidentally.. also is used in sentences containing the rare word "perchance".
Lindaxican by Songalonga November 5, 2009
butter landing
A butter landing is a very smooth landing where you flare up at least 20 degrees and then smoothly put the nose down.
butter landing by The Airplane gui February 7, 2022