Push-licking

"Push licking": The act of pushing your supposedly germaphobic partner away by licking them.

"Stop push-licking me, Carl!"
"Hold still! You have a smudge of dirt on your face!"

Push-licking by Freddie'sHorrorShack June 19, 2018

Mirror Licking 

You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.

ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.

Mirror Licking by Weallfun September 18, 2019

licking carpet

The act of one lesbian licking another lesbians vagina.

Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'

licking carpet by Allan Scott June 4, 2007

Licking the Alphabet 

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).

Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.

Licking the Alphabet by YAWA July 22, 2020

cookie licking 

The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.

"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."

cookie licking by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013

Internal licking 

When you stuck your head inside yourself and lick you know what

Hey Dude, last night i did some internal licking
Bro, that’s sick my parents won’t let me

Internal licking by B-Monkey Obama May 7, 2020

Bag licking hot 

Right hot! Possibly so hot your bag needs to be licked to alleviate the eternal inferno in your pants. Although not specifically linked to a defined temperature, bag licking hot is considered to be that level of hotness which can only be cooled with bag licking.

yeah, today is bag licking hot!
that broad is bag licking hot!

Bag licking hot by EastCoastBS July 5, 2009