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Poop on me and lick it off 

To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.
You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!

eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it 

epithet voiced by Britney in a break at the courthouse after being asked by a reporter how everything was going in regards to her custody hearings.
Hey, Brit, how are things goin'?
Answer: EAT IT, LICK IT, SNORT IT, F*CK IT

letting the dog lick it 

Sitting around doing nothing. Implies having put peanut butter or other tasty treat onto one's genitalia and having a house pet lick it off.
"Hey Fred, what's kickin'?"
"Not much bro, just letting the dog lick it."

suck it easy or lick it hard 

When you ask someone this question they have a hard decision: to lick it hard or suck it easy? HMMM...
A: Hey B i got a question for you
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...

I like it i just lick it init 

When you have such an admiration for something/someone, that you desire to lick it, lick it like a mofo, up and down.
Girl: What do you think of scrabble
Boy: i like it i just lick it init
Girl: Fuck me thats monstorous
Boy: Thats bonza, lets go to bed
Girl: I like it i just lick init

Bed Lick It 

A term used to express extreme sexual potency between men by stripping oneself and biting the headboard of a bed while prostrating your genitals to your partner
I like the way you bed lick it baby
Bed Lick It by benjamit June 3, 2024