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A feeling that is indescribable to those who have not felt it, and needs no description to those who have. That desolate feeling of being left out, left behind, and being all alone forever. This not only applies to girlfriends(though they bring the strongest effect) but also major life changes - graduation, deaths, etc... It is that hole that appears in your heart, which cannot be filled by your efforts alone. In such a case, crying occurs and is often encouraged as it heals the soul.
I want to be with her forever, but I know the day is coming where we'll never see each other again
lonely by Yogo540 May 24, 2005
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Lonely Hitler Day 

A day where you have no plans and all friends/family are busy and the only thing on TV that is mildly interesting are specials about Hitler. Which are on all day...
I had nothing to do yesterday, and the ballgame wasn't on until late. So I had a Lonely Hitler Day again. Irs like Hitler is my only friend...

destroy lonely 

The best rapper in the world. Signed to Playboi Carti’s Record Label “OPIUM” he is definitely one of the best upcoming artists if not the best. Lonely > every other rapper.
destroy lonely by topfloorboss November 20, 2021
Literally everyone on this website. I mean seriously. Who would look at a website full of sex references. You would only do that if you were lonely.
Everyone on this website is so lonely.
Lonely by SpiderManGeek March 8, 2020

Lonely Pines 

A drink consisting of Captain Morgans and Apple Juice. Named so after pirates that strayed their courses too far north, thus the only thing they had to mix with their Rum would be Apple Juice. The lonely pirates would drink this under pine trees. Hence the, Lonely Pines.
I was so messed up last night, Toots and I were drinking Lonely Pines 'till 4 am.
Lonely Pines by Whoreton March 17, 2010

Lonely Viking

The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".
Lisa Russ is so hot, I just want to lonely viking her so bad.
Lonely Viking by aliens9700 May 10, 2007

Lonely Sanchez 

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but only involving one person. When a depressed soul sticks his/her own finger in one's own ass and proceeds to wipe one single tear down ones face.
"Chad was really upset about not being able to get a date for the Spring Fling and resorted to giving himself the Lonely Sanchez"