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leBroning 

1: to prove ones value ostentatiously

2: to only work ones hardest or give ones best effort when one wants to prove a point to someone. On other occasions minimal necessary effort is be given.
Steve was lebroning hardcore yesterday after George said his best work was average at best.

(derived from lebron james inconsistant NBA performances)
leBroning by Grass_Master February 28, 2011
When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.
Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.
Lemoning by lazerst November 17, 2010

LeBroning 

LeBron James the overrated NBA player who tosses powder in the air before every game. LeBroning is the act of powdering yourself. In most cases it involves powdering your butt/butt hole by tossing powder up there cause your anus feels inside out, and there is no easy way of getting powder up there. Also, it helps to eliminate the burning between your cheeks and thighs after a workout without compression shorts.
Excuse me I have to go LeBron my asshole

I just Lebroned my butt, and it feels so much better.

Please don't come in cause I am LeBroning myself, and it's not a pretty sight.
LeBroning by Diabolical Hater November 9, 2009

lennsing 

twisting, curving, magnifying and displacing
One phenomenon known as gravitational lennsing, space and light can be twisted, curved, magnified and displaced by the combined gravitational pull of nearby galaxies.
lennsing by lunadaniel June 1, 2009
To dig out the best piece of cookie dough in a Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream. Then to drop it on the floor. Then realize a few desperate minutes later. That you actually have spent a ridiculous amount of money on a FUCKING tub of ice-cream in a recession. Once realizing this, licking every precious cream liquid off of the floor.
Person A: Yeah man I was having so much fun throwing Ben & Jerry's ice-cream on the floor.
Person B: Man you better start leoning that! Have you seen how much shit that stuff costs?
Leoning by Hannah Leona February 13, 2009

Londoning 

The act of shanking/stabbing someone in northern the United Kingdom
Person 1: Ahoy bruv, would you like to go londoning?
Person 2: Sorry chap, but my londoning days are long over, I see it as a rather bit cringe mate
Londoning by Mozzarella Pizza March 25, 2022