legally bald 

A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.

Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.

legally bald by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017

Legally Obligated 

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

Legally Obligated by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

legally A minor 

when the law gets involved with a singular musical chord and they have to legally declare if it is major or minor, and the chord consists of the A, C and E notes

F: hello A, C and E! wanna go clubbing?
E: sorry we are legally A minor
F: i am so sorry, i forgot about that! i will ask G
G, with Bb and D: sorry, we’re legally G minor

F: am i the oldest one here
G# and C: no you are legally F minor

legally A minor by Skip Komarov February 23, 2022

legally acquire 

To torrent something or download it using another unauthorized peer-to-peer service.

When you ask where you can get Eden of the East, do you mean where to legally acquire it, or where to, uh, "legally acquire" it?

legally acquire by Shay Guy September 15, 2009

legally by law 

when something is or becomes legal, based on stipulations by a law.

Im just kidding, it doesnt mean shit. It's really just a heavily over used phrase we use to sound smart. 50% of the time it works all the time.

It's like going to Mcdonalds and ordering a cheeseburger with cheese.

"It's not my fault you signed docs on an A.R.M, your house payment is now $6080.27, and that's not something that was just made up. You owe it, legally by law "

legally by law by Rob$ June 26, 2008

Legally Dead 

What the authorities declare you after you disappear into your basement to play an awesome video game for weeks on end.

I got Halo: Reach, and two weeks later I emerged to discover I'm legally dead.

Legally Dead by Rough Paintbrush September 20, 2010

Legally Blind 

Used as an excuse and in the legally blind vine.

Cop - "So...How fast were you going?"
Guy - "I couldn't have been speeding! I'm legally blind"

Legally Blind by Beeep22 February 24, 2015