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Long Range Laterals 

Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.

It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
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lateral coital position 

after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.
After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D

Latteral 

Short for 'later all'
Check you Latteral, Yeah?
Latteral by Stevan Jackiw February 24, 2006

amyotrophic lateral sclerosis 

A progressive, terminal disease where one's motor neurons degrade. This causes muscle weakness and atrophy and eventually death. Also known as Lou Gehrig's Disease.
"He died of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis."

Lateral G 

A unit of inertial force on a body that is subjected to rapid acceleration or gravity, equal to 32 ft. per second per second at sea level;Or Car Crew
Lateral G PWNZ Screet Ho's at KC Import Face-off!
Lateral G by Lateral-G October 23, 2008
Pertaining to the way I think. A lateral way of thinking.
You think in a straight line. I think in a way of lateralus.
lateralus by Rufus June 4, 2004

Lateral Strike 

a soft blow to the side of the head. A lateral strike has a very specific technique. One must flattened the hand & palm, and start with arm raised above the head. Strike downwards swiftly and in a circular motion towards target. Reduce all force prior to impact with target.
E.g. Everyone once in a while, people will give Chingy a lateral strike, to put him back in his place.