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Corn on the knob 

When you stick pieces of corn on your penis so that it resembles a corn on the cob then get your other half to eat it off while giving you oral.
Kym came over and gave me a fucking brilliant corn on the knob! She didn't miss one kernel!
Corn on the knob by Roomy1985 October 20, 2014

sob on my knob 

When a bitch gives you domers and you break up with the slut before she finishes and she starts crying, but because she is a slut she finishes.
Dude i broke up with Jenna last night but i still got some sob on my knob
sob on my knob by Eddie Steinfeld December 17, 2006

National slob on my knob day 

Hey it's National slob on my knob day;) wanna suck my sick babe?

jacket on door knob 

Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.
Bro 1: Bro did you see that jacket on door knob back there???
Bro 3: oh now you’ve done it
jacket on door knob by Sweatypie January 19, 2018

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob 

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch
Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob

slob on my knob 

Ex: yo u better slob on my knob
slob on my knob by Ass blaster 1000 November 15, 2017