What would you do for a Klondike bar? 

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 26, 2021

Maldovian Klondike Bar

The act of chemically castrating yourself for a Klondike bar

This was so worth having to perform the Maldovian Klondike Bar on myself.

Maldovian Klondike Bar by KlondykeBar February 23, 2021

klondik cousins 

When a girl and guy who are (typically) friends have slept with the same girl or guy.

Kate and Javier are klondik cousins because they both slept with Gina.

Guy 1: "Luis was shocked when found out Liz was his klondik cousin!'"
Guy 2: "Why though? Tino gets around".

klondik cousins by WordPlayAllDay May 16, 2016

klondyke 

A cold lesbian, more specifically, a lesbian Eskimo.

She only takes the leather leggings off for Sally, she must be a Klondyke.

klondyke by capngrumpy June 11, 2006

be a klondike 

Booty crunching and Creeper hunting.

Bob: Hey Joe!
Joe: Be a Klondike
Bob" *faints*

be a klondike by XxHelpMexX July 4, 2018

Klondyke 

A derogatory insult, used simultaneously to imply extreme whiteness and homosexuality by combining the words Klondike (a very snowy area in Washington State) and dyke

Guy 1: Did you see Timmy at the lunch rap battle? What an idiot, he couldn't rhyme shit!

Guy 2: Haha, what a Klondyke.

Klondyke by Cyanide99 September 17, 2008

klondike 

Title for a cold-hearted lesbian.

I always eat out that bitch with a passion and she acts like she doesn't give a shit. What a fucking klondike!

klondike by sgolteb October 24, 2011