Ass Kisser 

A lowlife person willing to use other people as their targets for advancement in their organization or on the job. They are proficient in manipulation skills. They normally have a nervousness about them (constantly moving their leg) or/and talk almost non-stop about irrevalent topics. This is their way of subconciously manipulating their victims. Any supervisor or authoritative figure not capable of detecting this should be terminated immediately for compromising company morale. Ass Kissers like to take gifts to their superiors (fresh mushrooms, fish, etc...) this is a control technique used on weak management. They also love to cause trouble by telling on other employees and if they have nothing to tell they will just lie to have a story. Ass Kissers love trouble! Good managers/supervisors will find a reason to quickly terminate these people because they know that is the Ass Kisser gets the chance they will burn them out of their job. Acronyms for Ass Kisser are BJ and CJ.

cj bjass kisser kiss ass trouble maker troublemaker butt licker dick licker cum swallower sociopath liar stalker

Ass Kisser by CEO of NO Ass Kisser Companys August 19, 2011

baby-kisser 

a politician (origin unknown)

It seems that baby-kissers are praised as much as they are criticized.

baby-kisser by Light Joker March 5, 2005

Plum Kisser 

When someone has no game so the make out with fruit instead

She gets no bitches i bet shes a plum kisser

Plum Kisser by TOTALLYNOTNOVA February 10, 2022

Carpet kisser 

A derogatory term referring to someone of Arab descent, who kisses carpets in the process of praying Alah and hopes for death to America.

That carpet kisser over there was definitely involved 9/11

Carpet kisser by redtcslak69 July 23, 2010

ball kisser 

Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.

My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.

ball kisser by UlikeMYmeatNpotatoes October 13, 2010

Kuma Kisser 

A person who is attracted to Monokuma from Danganronpa or any other stuffed animal that resembles him, such as Monomi or Shirokuma.

Person 1: Monokuma’s kinda hot ngl

Person 2: LMAO you’re a kuma kisser

Kuma Kisser by Magic Plates February 20, 2021

baby kisser 

A politician (kissing babies was an old crowd-pleasing tactics once used by politicians).

baby kisser by The Thinker June 21, 2003