Jewy Jewbag 

the greatest name for a true douchebag

Kenneth Erasmus is the biggest jewy jewbag in all ze world

Jewy Jewbag by babaganouche December 16, 2008

Jewy-us Ceasar 

The King of all Jews. A person who is very cheap with their own money, but who have no problem with making decisions about another persons money. These people will usually do things like pick the drink at a bar, but then make you pay for it.

Person 1: Alright, it's $60 per person for the bottles tonight.
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.

Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.

Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....

Jewy-us Ceasar by J Lucas August 30, 2010

Jewy Chews

Chocolate candies made from the anus of giraffes.

"I'm so hungry I could eat something out of a giraffe's asshole!"
"Dude...have some jewy chews"

Jewy Chews by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005

Jewy Louie 

A common word for Lucifer (AKA the devil) in the Jewish religion.

Throughout the Torah, Jewy Louie challenges God to test the true loyalty of his followers.

Jewy Louie by VeeZee March 25, 2011

Jewy Bird 

When you throw down some jew facts that you learned at temple

Dude, your such a jewy bird

They taught me a lot of jewy bird things at temple

Jewy Bird by Jew the Man December 18, 2009

Jewy Fingers 

An individual who is perpetually stingy financially and is incredibly nonathletic. These individuals are not necessarily intelligent, but are excellent decision makers. They often excel in the workplace, able to type at incredibly fast speeds, and are inexplicably found attractive by women.

Want to invite Tim to play monopoly with us?
Nah, he's got jewy fingers.

Jewy Fingers by Slim_peter July 23, 2017

Chewy Jewy 

A Star-of-David shaped chewy candy made by a Jewish candy company.In the middle of the candy,there is a shiny quarter.You eat the candy,and you get the quarter.BUT-if there are any Jews in the surrounding area,they have an obligation to take the quarter back and put it in their piggy banks.

Man:Hey,this Chewy Jewy is great!Ooh-a shiny quarter!!

Jew:*tackles man to ground and takes the quarter* Sorry,its a rule *runs away*

Chewy Jewy by srslyjustajokeimnotantisemetic April 25, 2009