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Captian Jack Sparrow- Is the Hottest pirate ever! And that eyeliner and the way he walks around is so great!

The Jack Sparrow 

Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear
My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle
The Jack Sparrow by Jk Inc. April 27, 2011

Captain Jack Sparrow 

Captain Jack Sparrow, played by the super sexy Johnny Depp, is the enigmatic star of "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is constantly drunk, sneaky and extremely lucky, not to mention the hottest pirate to have ever roamed the sea - AHRR. Captain Jack Sparrow is adored by horny fan girls and captivated viewers alike who didn't realise how much they really enjoyed pirates and or pirate movies until they set eyes apon this metrosexually drunken, kohl-wearing character.
Wow, I didn't realise Johnny Depp's full potential until he wore eyeliner as Captain Jack Sparrow.
Captain Jack Sparrow by SophXxx September 11, 2008

jack sparrow 

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, to you.
1. The best pirate ever to sail the high seas. (Or the low seas, come to that.)
2. Insane, but brilliant - and sexy.
Daft like Jack...
A bloody pirate, a scallywag!

Captain Jack Sparrow 

A drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan. This night will eventually end up with you looking for your Black Pearl, yarring most of the time and walking as if you had a wooden leg.
Guaranteed loss of sight, eye patch or not.
- Would you like a Captain Jack Sparrow?
- No thanks. Last time I woke up with a tribe in the Caribbeans.
Captain Jack Sparrow by aram_j June 23, 2011

jack sparrow 

the sexiest, most cunning pirate ever to sail the seven seas!!!!!!!

.. o and will too.

BUT I LUV JACK!!!
" thank you commodore for getting us ready to make way! we would have had a hard time getting it done all by ourselves!"

"..what a man can do and what a man can't do so i ask you.. can you sail under the command of a pirate.. . becuase i can't sail this ship to tortuga all by my onesome savvy?"