Irvine 

Land of endless traffic signals. middle age hags with too too much makeup who give you the finger as they cut out in front of you in traffic in their piece of shit cars. pushy stinky asians that ask if they can cut in front of you in the checkout line at the store or get you to pump their gas for them because they dont know how to work the pumps. high prices in the stores. bad bad restaurants. too many cops, more garbage trucks and hauling trucks tan you have ever seen, hogging the road and locking up traffic, home of the most dangerous freeway in the country, 405. way more mexicans and blacks than any resident will ever admit to. huge packs of loser bike riders wearing ridiculous day glow clown suits trying to take up the entire right lanes of traffic. has a manpurse crisis that is rapidly approaching critical levels, and is being ignored by the residents at their own peril. on the fast track to becomming known as baja santa ana.

man i had to go to irvine today and got stuck in traffic behind a bunch of stinky garbage trucks on the 405. there was an accident on the freeway when an asian in a mercedes ran into some hag in a bmw. when I got off the freeway I almost ran over a bunch of clown people on bikes coming out of the jamba juice parking lot into the right lane. man irvine sucks.

Irvine by irvinesucks June 27, 2010

irvine 

Normally skinny rednecks are named Irvine sometimes goes by "irv" smells like shit and is annoying as hell. Judge them by how white they are

"You seen irvine?"
"yeah he's lookin like a ghost"

irvine by donkey321 May 16, 2014

Irvine 

A small midget who is good at many things and has a sidekick called a 'Midget G'

You are a Irvine

Irvine by Day bob April 23, 2019

Irvine 

Is an amazing person who is good at many things is very strong too. :-)

He was one good Irvine

Irvine by Day bob June 12, 2019

Irvine 

Hot guy w curly hair that plays soccer and is very loving and caring. He has a sense of style aka drip and is a big Playboi carti fan

Irvine is such a hottie

Irvine by Sahajeheenebghe July 22, 2019

Irvine

One of the best cities in the US honestly.

1) Really safe, like I think 7th safest?
2) Close to Knott's, Disney, and has Wild Rivers
3) Best public schools. 5 high schools tho, but the more north and south you go the more students are likely to be jerks and flaunt their money. The schools are really rich inconsistency. For some reason Irvine is an agricultural city so it gets very little money from the state but a bunch of rich asians live here so the district gets lots of donations.

4) Tons of parks. everyone is near one. Also, Great Park has like an ice rink, tons of sports stuff, museums, and parks. They are building a lake also. Dunno why.
5) Rich!!! The city is so rich and they will literally do anything you ask them to. There's an app you can get to like request stuff to be done.
6) Great police. I ran over a pole once and the officer was like, "That's highway patrol but they aint coming, so you can just leave like nothin happened."
7) So many hiking trails. Like so many that is in the city, but you won't feel like your in a city.
8) Huge roads.
9) Tons of rich people
10) No homeless.
11) SO many restraunts and shops. There are so many malls and we have The Sprectum.
Irvine people will tell you that they are better, and they ARE better. But its essentially controlled by Irvine Company, but its not so bad, as long as you are either Asian or white, rich, and is willing to be in the PTA, you are good.

Also, people here call it birdie instead of waterfall.

Irvine is such an amazing city, I can't imagine living in the ghetto like Santa Ana or Fullerton.

Irvine by im looking for cute boys April 12, 2026

Irvine Vegan 

When someone is vegan, but not 100% of the time, usually due to intense craving of cheese.

-Hey, I thought you were vegan?

-Sometimes - I’m an Irvine Vegan.

-Oohhh I gotcha

Irvine Vegan by Epileptic_ March 1, 2020