Intestine 

1. The organ that creates the shit that come out of your ass.

2. Someone who thinks up nothing but shit and uses that to argue with or insult someone.

1. I had to get surgery, there was a blockage in my intestines.

2. Those customers and workers at County Market suck at coming up with actual insults that aren't OLD. They are nothing but walking intestines.

Intestine by hahauwish March 2, 2010

Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples

that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel

Intestinal Shit Weasel by bruce21b August 22, 2012

intestinal haunting 

When one's bowels are affected by dietary choices in such a way that the result is a sense of dread, cold chills, sulfuric odors, strange noises, and nightmarish howling emanating from his or her abdomen and/or rectum.

Oh man, those wings I ate have given me a terrible intestinal haunting!

intestinal haunting by Dr. Centaur April 6, 2015

Intestinal Disgorge 

An amazing goregrind band with nice wholesome titles like "Swimming in Child Innards" and "Pussy Gristle."

Intestinal Disgorge is amazing goregrind/pornogore.

Intestinal Disgorge by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

intestinal insomnia 

when you are trying to sleep, but your stomach is bubbling and groaning like you are about to shit all over bed. But you lay there thinking that it is going to go away. It ends up keeping you on edge all night in fear of waking up in your own shit.

Al had such a bad case of intestinal insomnia that he was up all night scraping (casino flavored) shit off of his sheets.

Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.

intestinal insomnia by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008

intestinator 

A small explosive object planted into your throat when you enter the fabled prison of "fortress". The object chills in your intestine until you act bad, or go outside the red lines, then it explodes your intestine. This was eventually overcome, because the intestinator was seen to be magnetic, and when gay-rapist prisoner "187" got intestinated, they grabbed his intestinator.

"Intestinate him"

"Get this intestinator OUT OF ME!"

intestinator by Ryan Cosentino-Rouche July 30, 2006

Intestinal Fortitude 

A politicaly correct term for guts

Though Mohamad Ali may seem to have intestinal fortitude he is not healthy.

Intestinal Fortitude by Light Joker March 19, 2004