Trained Insomniac

A person or persons who, due to necessity, have trained themselves to cope with very little to no sleep.

I became a trained insomniac when I became a mother.

Trained Insomniac by Staind553 April 14, 2021

insomniac 

A cd by green day that contains hits like Brain Stew/Jaded, Geek Stink Breath, and Walking contradiction.

Also a person who has a sleeping disorder known as insomnia. I have insomnia and i only get a little more than an hour of sleep a night.

Im having trouble trying to sleep
Im counting sheep but running out
As time ticks by, still i try...
*then later in song*
My mind is set on overdrive
The clock is laughing in my face
A crooked spine
My sense is dulled
Passed the point of delerium
-Brain Stew-Green Day

I thot that was appropriate since thats what insomniacs do...and since it is on the green day cd insomniac!

insomniac by Ka August 27, 2004

insomniac 

Show on Comedy Central starring Dave Attel getting drunk off his ass late at night.

"Mother Fucking Delicious!"

insomniac by DANfan May 8, 2003

insomniacified 

someone who wishes not to sleep during the hours your supposed to sleep, or any other time for that matter.

It's 3am and all my friend are sleeping, whilst I'm talking to strangers who are also insomniacified.

insomniacified by Amethyst1 January 4, 2009

insomniarcolepsy 

The point at which a state of insomnia- the inability to sleep- ends, often with a crash that resembles narcolepsy- a state of uncontrollable or spontaneous sleeping. Similar to the crash coma or "javalanche" in nature, but generally achieved without stimulants.

I've been up for two days writing this paper, but I can feel the insomniarcolepsy setting in. Maybe I should sleep...

insomniarcolepsy by marked318 September 7, 2010

Insomnioclaustroshack 

An extremely small cottage with a single bed that sleeps two adults who have psychological problems. One being insomnia, the other being claustrophobia.

The insomnioclaustroshack was the perfect meeting place for the psychologically impaired Maurice and Jacqueline.

Insomnioclaustroshack by JacqueMo January 21, 2011

Insomniactivist 

A person who physically in-able to perform a productive task any other time than at night.

I can only focus at night!

Wow, you must be an insomniactivist!

Insomniactivist by CharlieKyle August 1, 2011