Afro Ingenuity

The act of repairing something in any way possible, demonstrating the thinking of a black man. See: nigger-rig

A little Afro Ingenuity and a bent coat hangar kept Toby's tailpipe from dragging on the ground.

Afro Ingenuity by El Peepo Grande October 13, 2003

Ingenuitive 

Part Ingenious, part intuitive, It describes using your intuition to figure things out in an ingenious way.

"Finding my contact info through my work web site was ingenuitive of you"

Ingenuitive by Gomer 37 April 17, 2006

gastro-ingenuity 

Unique and unusual combinations of ordinary foods that delight and tantalize the olfactory and taste receptors. The term was coined in San Francisco, California.

Ezra's gastro-ingenuity was demonstrated when he combined bacon and calamari to the delight of his tastebuds and olfactory receptors.

gastro-ingenuity by Nishu aka Didi in the City November 21, 2010

ingenuine disadvantage

Getting fucked by Microsoft. Paying 599 EUR for the retail version of Windows Vista Ultimate, 460 EUR for the hardware upgrades needed to use it and getting that lovely "This copy of Microsoft Windows(R) is not genuine." box after two weeks' use.

Person 1: 'I paid 599 euros for this sh!t and got to use it just two weeks'
Person 2: 'That's just unfair'
Person 3: 'But that's Microsoft's Ingenuine Disadvantage'

ingenuine disadvantage by an4ljuggernaut December 14, 2008

Genuine Ingenuity 

To create something that can simply be describe as just plain and simply awesome

It takes genuine ingenuity to come up with shit like genuine ingenuity

Genuine Ingenuity by Eleven Aces September 11, 2010

Ingenience 

The act of being so incredibly stupid to the point of being awesome or brilliant.

Example 1.

Connor: Man I'm tripping so hard I'm speaking my own language... Nobody knows what I'm saying... SPOONGOZM!

Ben: Ha! You're Ingenience man.

Example 2.

Dave: I left my bowl of cap'n crunch out and it turned into Jell-O!

Caveman: Ingenience!

Ingenience by BennettBecardi July 7, 2010

Kiwi ingenuity 

Trying to make a stupid idea sound clever

Andrew: I think Australia is the best country in the world.

Gary: No, you're wrong. New Zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the All Blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis.

Andrew: What's the cost of living like?

Gary: It's great. We pay world price for milk, butter and cheese even though we produce it. When it comes to pay, we get New Zealand wages.

Andrew: Sounds like Kiwi ingenuity to me.

Kiwi ingenuity by MrSchnobBlack October 27, 2017