your call is important to us 

Perhaps the biggest bit of corporate and public-sector BS ever foisted upon us as middle- and lower-economic class people. Usually indicates that you'll have to endure ten to thirty minutes of bland wallpaper music or loops of repeated advertisements before a real human voice gets on the phone.

I tried to call my insurance company to find out about their rates for fire insurance, but all I got was "your call is important to us"!

your call is important to us by pentozali December 9, 2008

importantance

valued by everyone but on a scale above anything relative to measurement. Way above.

The importantance of Lenny in Las Tres Puertas is unparelleled and indescribable. Ademas, inexplicable.

importantance by MeScrapper May 20, 2011

important security message 

A very annoying popup that freezes up your browser lies, and says you have a virus.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.

Damn it, the 'important security message' froze up my browser in the middle of uploading a YouTube video!

important security message by Celifrog August 5, 2015

impoketent 

The inability to return a "poke" to someone on Facebook, when they have been poked.

Hey Baby, why didn't you poke me back? Were you impoketent?

impoketent by Jenny Jimenez April 2, 2011

impotencia 

(Spanish) Sentimiento de malestar. Debido a que sentimos que debemos o queremos hacer algo pero se nos es imposible hacerlo.

no puedo evitar sentir impotencia por no poder ir.

impotencia by Yukismily✌️ October 21, 2014

impotent 

the act of not being able to get hard, commonly when needed

I went to bang my girlfriend but i found i had become impotent

impotent by darkbutterz February 13, 2006

n'importe quoi 

french. meaning for whatever.

claire: "va te faire foutre!" (go fuck yourself!)
jean-paul: "n'importe quoi!" (whatever!)

n'importe quoi by afterpartyboy April 17, 2005