Lex the Impaler 

Street name for Lexington Steele. Porn star specializing in anal sex on white women. Gigantic penis known for annhilating the likes of Miko Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gauge and Aurora Snow.

After doing a few scenes with Lex the Impaler, do those chicks have to wear diapers?

Lex the Impaler by The Kid! June 17, 2004

Impale

To insert (usually in a rough manner) a large object or penis into a body cavity.

To stab with a large object.

Person 1: "How was your night last night"
Person 2: "Great but I can barely walk, got impaled last night"

Rochelle got impaled by J last night!

Impale by CJRealtalk May 7, 2015

Lex the Impaler 

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.

"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"

Lex the Impaler by Anonymous April 29, 2003

taylor impaler 

a man fucks another man in the ass through a donut.

James: Scott gave me a great taylor impaler.
Andrew: really i should try him out.

taylor impaler by wisemanug May 8, 2006

Impaler 

Term used to identify a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or greater(that is an exageration stressing the size)

Dude that guy, has a massive wang, he could like, impale 10 chics on that thing, we should call him the impaler

Impaler by Jezus2.0 September 9, 2006

impaler 

The nick-name given to a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or larger(this is an exageration stressing the size)

dude, that guy has a massive wang, he could like impale 10 chics on that thing
he should be called the impaler

impaler by Jezus2.0 September 9, 2006

impale

to insert (or have inserted) a very large dick inside of a female

I impaled my girl so good she can't walk today.

impale by wutev April 22, 2010