Woodstock, Illinois 

Woodstock Illinois is a small town located in the far northwest of Chicago. It’s hightlight is their town square where Grounghog Day was filmed in the 90s. The town is a Mecca for illegal immigrants, wannabe gangsters, hippies, homeless, and drug abusers. The older residents, who’ve never left town, wonder how this quaint little town has gone to shit over the years. On weekends, the “downtown” bar whores run aloof; they’re diseased so beware of them. There are multiple Mexican restaurants.. hardly anything else. If you’re looking for a good taco, some cocaine, or an easy chick to take home just hop on the Metra train from Olgilvie Station and have them drop you off at the second to last stop from the end of the line.

Where are you from?

I’m from Woodstock, ILLINOIS.
Is that near Chicago?
Yes (easier than explaining it is nowhere)

Woodstock, Illinois by Planejain May 28, 2018

illinois steamroller 

A steamroller that was made in Illinois.
What did you expect?
Pervert.

Illinois steamrollers are better than normal steamrollers. Or are they? Who gives a fuck?

illinois steamroller by Dieje January 24, 2009

Eastern Illinois University 

A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.

However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.

"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"

Eastern Illinois University by HarukoChanX September 29, 2005

Illinois

Why are you looking up “Illinois” on urbandictionary?!

Don’t you people have jobs?!

Illinois is a US state that borders Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, Indiana, and Wisconsin.

Illinois by Cray Cray J May 27, 2020

you be illin' 

there's something wrong with you because you're ridiculous .

If you go to KFC and order a small fry & big mac - YOU BE ILLIN' !

- from RUN-D.M.C. song called you be illin .

you be illin' by RACHELLLL ! - & heatherrrr . August 22, 2008

Illinois Lane Change 

When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.

Or

Cutting in between other cars at high speeds

Or

Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.

I just pulled an Illinois Lane Change.

Illinois Lane Change by grant6923 February 26, 2011

Illinois Nazi 

As featured in the original "Blues Brothers" movie, a more upscale white supremacist without the more obvious traits of Klannish redneckery, such as a thick Southern drawl or rebel flag. Found in New England, the Pacific Northwest, and country clubs everywhere.

Angela dumped me because I wasn't Aryan enough for her xenophobic, Lawrence-Welk-watching pinhead of a father. I can't believe I wasted almost four years of my life on the daughter of an Illinois Nazi.

Illinois Nazi by Ronagon November 15, 2013