Fire Hydrant People 

High-waisted midgets with red pants and a big ass

See SNL weekend update. Stephon gives Seth the description of Fire Hydrant People. FHP make their living by providing live entertainment at NYC exclusive parties.

Fire Hydrant People by L'LoKo April 27, 2010

Cum Hydrant 

When vast amounts of semen are excreted from the head of the penis.

Phyllis: Gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?

Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!

Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.

Cum Hydrant by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

israeli fire hydrant 

when a girl squirts in the air and a guy jizzes in the same path to form a streamline of squirt/jizz that lands in the chicks mouth

me and rachel made an Israeli Fire Hydrant last night that went 3 ft high

israeli fire hydrant by fat wood magee April 26, 2010

Purple Fire Hydrant

Noun- A bruised dick

The girl gave me a purple fire hydrant!

Purple Fire Hydrant by ShrekOnion69 December 15, 2014

Filipino Fire Hydrant

It is the act of gently dunking your partner's tip into chili powder, let the spice sit for approximately one minute before delicately inserting into your partner's anal cavity.

Only place I'll take a filipino fire hydrant is on a ski lift. Ain't that right baby cakes?

Filipino Fire Hydrant by FireMan Ron February 12, 2018

Rusty Fire Hydrant 

When a girl squirts or guy ejaculates from anal sex

Dude 1: The frat party last night was sick, dude!

Dude 2: I don't remember half of it, bro. I was in a back room giving a girl a rusty fire hydrant.

Rusty Fire Hydrant by Squidslimer March 20, 2021

Fire Hydrant

A high-waisted midget with red pants and a big ass.

New York's hottest club is "Twice". Don't be thrown off when you get greeted at the door by a rabbi that looks like Joquain Phoenix. Club owner Robert Blake has thought of everything. Carnival parkers, groups of guys with afros and graduation caps and fire hydrants.

Fire Hydrant by JuiceSpringsteen13 April 25, 2010